Thursday, May 31, 2012

What I hate about NZ

Steinlager Beer

Air drying clothes

Sonny Bill Williams

Every store closed by 6 pm

Paying for internet by MB use

Short daylight during the winter

Sinks that have separate taps for cold and hot

Incredible price of simple things like groceries
 
Censored news coverage that would hurt tourism

Bathroom sinks that are so small I can't fit my hands under the tap

Flattening of vowels, pronouncing words like Mentos Men-taas, or Aidas, ahh-d-daas
Conserving water because many homes rely on rainwater collection

Everyone uses a dish brush for dishes, and no one seems to rinse

Radio stations playing the same Kiwi songs over and over.

Ketchup is called tomato sauce and it tastes very funny

Guys who think they have cool cars, but it only has a V6

Bad NZ reality TV shows like the GC

Warrant of fitness inspection for cars

Newspapers that read like tabloids

Only 3 grocery store chains

Jean shorts

Netball

Mullets